Insane ranting

[cryptex]

why are there so many wankers and thingys today in our crazy crazy world? the answer: there is no answer just deal with it, here are some useful insults and hurtful remarks, or if your rich have them beaten
1) your mum was done for indecent exposure once and only her face was showing
2) Are your parents siblings?
3) Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
4)Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
5)You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.

[cryptex]

Here are some more jokes for those extra thingys morons and gimps in your life
1) your willys so small you can qualify for disability allowances
2)You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator
3) If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head
4) They say opposites attract I hope you meet someone who is good-looking intelligent and cultured
5)Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along
6)Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice
7)I could make a monkey out of you but why should I take all the credit?
8)A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind and you held on to it
9)The word small applies to you in many ways
10)dont bother turning the other cheek its just as ugly
11) wouldn't it be so funny if you just died a horrible death
12) Grow some more in all places before you talkto me you stupid wanking tosspot